The annual FYF Fest (F’ck Yeah Festival) in Los Angeles wet our indie-music-loving ears this past weekend and yours truly was present to get the goods! This was the seventh year that FYF Fest has brought forth indie artists to Los Angeles music fans; however, this was my first trip down the aisle of The Los Angeles State History Park. Will I return next year? F’ck yeaaaIIIIII I’m not so sure, probably not.
In the week leading up to the fest organizers changed the schedule more often than they changed their underwear which created a bit of a stress-fest in my OCD planning, but I got it nailed by Saturday morning and was ready to tear the place apart once we got inside the park. Keep reading for a breakdown of the artists we heard, the images we saw, and even some we wish we hadn’t.

Abe Vigoda – Our official FYF kicked off with Los Angeles tropical-punk-electro-pop band, Abe Vigoda (don’t ask me where the tropical comes from, got that off their website, and oddly enough, it fits). We were lucky to have even caught the remaining two songs along with getting a couple of snapshots as we essentially ran to the stage once we got behind the pearly FYF gates. Abe Vigoda is a kick-ass band with a new album out this month. They are definitely worth checking out. A fabulous way to start the day!

The Blow – What I love most about Khaela Maricich’s music is that her effortless vocals make me feel as if we could be listening on a dusty-orange velvety couch. The quirky New Yorker wiggled like a caterpillar about the stage as her sound-chick took care of the laptop pop from a tent fifty feet away. As much as her voice was spot on sweet and the electronic beats were as clear as a bell, her set felt more like a beauty-pageant talent show rather than a music set worthy of a festival. I truly adore her musically, but seeing her live was, unfortunately, painful.

Screaming Females – My husband is a product of the 80’s punk rock era of Black Flag and The Germs so given that Screaming Females were performing on the same stage post-The Blow it was a no-brainer to stick around for their set. The three-piece punk band (only one screaming female, by the way) out of New Jersey earned the honor of taking my live-punk-rock virginity. Amazing sound, kick-ass energy, sensational set! Thanks, Screaming Females; I’ll never forget our special time together.

Vetiver – I know nothing of this band other than they performed at FYF Fest. While between sets we opted to cop-a-squat on six square-feet of grass to catch our breath and hydrate. In doing so, luckily for us, we became acquainted with this Phish-esque band. They were an utterly charming group as well as the perfect soundtrack for our afternoon recess.

Warpaint – Is there anything sexier than a quartet of gorgeous women making exquisite music? A quintet of course! I think not! Warpaint battled the heat as their gritty guitars and beautiful yet haunting vocals soared above concertgoers. The band left us in awe with songs including “Elephants” and new song “Undertow” from forthcoming debut album The Fool. Oh, Warpaint, what you do to me. I will return to see you again, and again, and again, and again.

Best Coast – The reverb-heavy-surf-rock trio, warmed up for their fall tour performing for their LA fans. Front-woman, Bethany Costentino, strummed on her sea-blue guitar wearing shorts, a sun bonnet and shades while bassist Bobb Bruno, played far to her left. They kicked off their set with “Boyfriend” and continued to perform their entire debut album Crazy For You. As their set progressed Best Coast sent their fans into a swirl of happiness. That is with the exception of us. Although the LA rockers sounded exceptional, their stage presence was about as exciting as eating Cheerios. Bethany, you may have porcelain white skin but you’re certainly not made of porcelain. Next time might I suggest some movement, you won’t break, I promise. Oh, and ditch the shades, eye-contact goes a long way.

Wavves – I shamefully admit that one of the driving forces behind my choosing to see the noise-pop band from San Diego was to witness the antics of jack-hole lead, Nathan Williams. I was curious to see if the frontman had adequately pulled it together for Los Angeloneans after his meltdown at Barcelona Primavera Sound Festival last year. (Okay, I also wanted to be present in case it happened again. Sue me.) Well he pulled it together all right, sending fans into a moshing frenzy with songs off their new album King Of The Beach. The pop-punk performance by the San Diego dipsh*ts was off the chain and no doubt one of the most memorable of the day! Way to stabilize, Nathan, way to stabilize.

7Seconds – (As I was catching Wavves’ set, my husband ran off to see punk-rock band, 7Seconds. This mini-review was written by him, Frank Palmer) The moment Troy Mowat struck his snare, the crowd disappeared into a dust cloud as fathers and sons moshed together to “Sooner or Later”. Kevin Seconds and his crew powered through 14 songs as his body cruelly aged but his heart and voice stood still in the 1980’s punk scene. As the crowd shouted out in unison during songs like “Not Just Boys Fun” and “You Lose” unfamiliar indie kids wondered why they haven’t heard of this new high-energy band. As 7Seconds rounded out their set with “If The Kids Are United” (a song the band has covered so many times I forget the anthem was originally written by Sham69) the positive energy left no question as to how the band has survived for over 30 years.

Local Natives – Last April Local Natives changed my life at Coachella, so when it was announced that they were added to the FYF lineup I squealed like a 13-year old watching that Bieber kid on the tele. The overwhelmingly talented, multi-instrumental LA band performed songs off their debut album Gorilla Minor including “Shape Shifter”, “Camera Talk”, and “Warning Sign”. Their four-part harmonies and crescendoing instrumentals were about enough to bring not only teens but also grandmas and everyone in between to their knees.

Washed Out – Days before FYF Fest I was introduced to chillwave musician Washed Out (aka solo artist Ernest Greene) thanks to a Twitter follower. His mixes of airy vocals and hazy beats touched my heart immediately so adding him to my must-see list was an easy decision. His crazy good looks along with the enchanting sway of his music delighted my senses. Unfortunately, however, as the sun set, the stage lights faintly illuminated, which was a complete drag. I felt myself getting more and more agitated as his set progressed because I had difficulty seeing him. Not only agitated with the light techs but for him personally. This was his moment to shine, and shine he did not.

Cold Cave – If there is one thing about indie music that I’ve learned it’s to explore and have an open mind. This was my experience with Cold Cave. We nearly didn’t see this band as they were performing against Ted Leo & The Pharmacists but luckily for me we decided to stick around. The band out of New York BLEW MY ELECTRO-LOVING MIND AWAY! Cold Cave is comprised of three synth players and a drummer who wore nothing but black. They graced the equally ominous stage and attacked their instruments with a mystery and sexiness that I will not soon forget. Even given the five minutes of ear-piercingly grating noise (spawning plugged ears, boos, and thumbs down from the audience) that synth players somehow recognize as music, Cold Cave was the highlight of my day!

School of Seven Bells – Aside from their ridiculous good looks, School of Seven Bells produces staggeringly beautiful music, airy vocals, and succulent harmonies. The dream-pop band out of Brooklyn performed songs off their recent album Disconnect from Desire including the tracks “Windstorm” and “Half Asleep”. After a day of dust, sweat, and thirst SoSB was the perfect ending to our day.
Overall the music at FYF Fest was phenomenal, the bands kicked ass, and the sound was flawless! But unfortunately for the organizers, people also have basic needs like food, water, and using the John. This is where FYF Fest organizers failed and why I’ll think twice about returning next year.
The various schedule changes the week leading up to FYF Fest should have been an indicator that this festival was going to be a complete clusterf*ck, it in fact turned out to be.
Here are some FYF Fest lowlights:
1. Gates to open at 11:30 didn’t open until 12:30.
2. Attendees waiting for press passes weren’t inside until 1:30ish as the passes were lost.
3. Limited locations for selling food and water meant obscenely long lines.
4. No wristbands for the beer garden thus having to show ID each. And. Every. Time. (Meaning we passed on beer – major financial fail!)
5. The LCD Projector for Sequoia stage inoperable therefore a bright blue screen with sporadic computer digits behind Washed Out and half of Cold Cave until a dude climbed the scaffolding to fix it during their set.
6. Little to no lighting for Washed Out, Cold Cave, and School of Seven Bells.
7. Miss Nazi security lady blocking off press area for God knows why. Finally a rep for Force Field PR told Miss Nazi to let us in.
At the end of the day festivals are about bringing music to the fans so for that I say hallelujah to the artists and sound guys! Warpaint, Cold Cave, and Local Natives, thank you so much for putting the YEAH in what some are probably calling the FYOUF Fest of September, 2010.