HEAR THIS: Hills Like Elephants
It’s like the ’80s, but better.
White people are having an awesome week, friends. Bastille Day, 1997 Miss Arizona Teen USA’s birthday, and the mighty trifecta of Korn, Sting, and Jane Krakowski have all released new albums.
Recently Sean Lennon, son of John and Yoko Ono, took Lady Gaga to his mother’s house, where Gaga sat down at John Lennon’s white piano and did what people do at pianos: played and sang a little.